Pirates of the High Teas

Welcome to the Annual Conclave of Pirate Captains! As everyone knows, when pirates meet to discuss business they absolutely must have afternoon tea. Compete as fresh recruits attempting to win the most regarrrd by serving the tastiest tidbits to tide the Captains through their nautical negotiations in this set collection game of baking and sabotage on the high seas.

Do you have what it takes to win, by hook or by cook?

Game Features

Choose Your Station

Place your pirate in different parts of the ship to select your action for this round and set the draft order for the next round. Act first for a single perfect dish or act later for three or four of unknown goodness.

Blow It Up

Serve sets of three dishes that pair perfectly with your Tea. If your dishes don't quite match, don't worry! Blow up another dish that has the attributes you need and smear it on top of yours to make the perfect set.

Yarrr, Matey!

Take a Pirate Action each round! Sneak attack to improve your draft position, smuggle dishes to the Captains for points, or raid the armory for weapons. And if you're out of weapons, you can always throw food!

The Pirate Code of Tea

All pirate business shall be conducted under a flag of Tea, a sacred parlay that tis never broken.
Swords and daggers are n’er drawn over tea, unless a dish do be particularly tough.
Only the son of a biscuit eater insults a tea service! Those who do insult the tea are to be marooned on the nearest desert island, left only with a single dessert and cup of tea.
Always serve lemon with tea, never milk. It do fight scurvy.
Pair your tasty tidbits with a well-matched tea. To do elsewise do be uncouth.
Servin’ the same dish as another cook do be cause for walkin’ the plank.
Pinkies up, me hearties, yo ho!